johnboy91719 on June 3rd, 2014 01:29 pm (local)
any, any, Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Teen Wolf, Stiles, ScottStiles banged his head on the flat surface in front of him. He wasn’t even entirely sure what it was, but he didn’t care at this point. “Stupid. So very stupid,” he complained.
Scott patted him awkwardly on the back. “It can’t be that bad.”
Without lifting his head, Stiles shoved his phone at his best friend. “It can’t? Really?”
“Well. I mean. How bad can it be?” Scott tipped the phone towards himself and blinked at the number of messages. “Okay. Maybe it can be. What did you say?”
“I don’t think you really want to know,” Stiles told him.
“Stiles. You have four hundred and thirty-eight messages.” Scott scrolled through them. “And some of them are from people I don’t even know.
What did you say last night?”
Stiles sighed, finally lifting his head. “Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: ‘I am the Yoda of sucking dick.’”
Scott coughed, almost falling off the stool he’d settled on next to Stiles before holding up the phone. “Well, I guess that explains this message.”
The human took the phone, choking as he read the text message Scott had pulled up. “If you’re Yoda, let me be your Luke Skywalker.” He shuddered. “I don’t know if that’s funny or gross,” he commented. The two boys looked at each other for a minute. “Gross,” they agreed. “Very, very gross.”
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