Quill, Parchment, & Ink

This is all cornerofmadness 's fault... cuz I don't have enough to write... and I totally didn't commit to NaNo prep this morning...

Yanked from allbingo ...

Demons I get. People are crazy.	Don't forget the pie!	Son of a bitch!	If I didn't know you... I would wanna hunt you.	I found a liquor store and I drank it.
I'm going to take care of you. Because that's my job right? Looking out for my pain-in-the-ass little brother?	I'm not going to die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.	You two at best are functioning morons.	We know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make us dangerous.	Moose & Squirrel
Can I shoot her? Not in public.	My “people skills” are “rusty.”	FREE SPACE	I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!	Accidents don't just happen accidentally.
The human soul is not a rubber ball. It's vulnerable impermanent but stronger than you know. And more valuable than you can imagine	It doesn’t matter what you are it only matters what you do. It’s your choice.	What kind of house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks.	If you fudging touch me again I’ll fudging kill you!	salt & burn
I miss conversations that didn’t start with 'this killer truck.'	Don't try and con a con man.	They ate my tailor!	I exorcise not exercise.	Yesterday was Tuesday but today is Tuesday too.